Staring At The Gym

Ok I'm gonna try to make this sound as little self indulgent as possible. (Ok Morgan and Kristi!)... But as many of you guys know I like working out. Biking, running, lifting, playing sports, and just being competitive. For some reason all the guys in our class were just really competitive. Now that I have my license I can work out as much as I want... And I LOVE IT! I love going to the gym and I have met a few guys that are really cool to learn from cause they are fucking huge and it's nice to hear someone else's prospective about workouts and how they do it. But anyways back to the point I really want to make. The gym is full of beautiful people, both men and women alike. My question is at what points does a glance at a woman doing bent over rows become a creeperish stare. Because there are some women at my gym that are very striking and it almost becomes a job not to look at their amazing bodies. There are a few points I would like to go over about women at gyms.

1.
Women you have to know that if you go to a gym and you are wearing tight clothes such as those spandex like sweat pants that you're gonna get stared at. I mean shit we can practically lip read you. (And I'm not talking about your mouth)

2.
Many women know they are hot and I swear to my St. Louis Cardinals that they want you to look at them. You ever notice how some women stretch out in the open away from any walls. OMFG, you women do not realize how many times I say dead puppies to myself in my head while seeing this.

3.
Women if you catch me staring a lil too long, don't scowl at me! Take this as a fucking compliment and yes at the point in time I'm thinking of you as a piece of meat. But I'm sorry but if you think you're gonna go through life and that's not gonna happen. Even when I'm married there are going to be a plethora of times where I'm gonna think nothing more of my wife than just walking tits and ass, because I'm pretty sure thats called lust and sex and that is required in a relationship along with love.

4.
We can alleviate almost all staring but wearing just a little bit longer shorts and a t-shirt. Cause then I got back to getting my swell on and thinking about how huge and ripped my forearms are getting.

5.
GOD BLESS YOU WOMEN WHO GO TO THE GYM TO GET STARED AT CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOT. Normally I would think you're high maintenance self righteous bitches outside of the the gym. But inside the gym, you are my new wet dreams.

I'm sorry for the women reading this blog because it was pretty vulgar. But I hope you realize that most men when they go to the gym really don't want to stare at women all the time. We want to work out to get fit so we can pick you up in respectable places like bars when we both are hammered off tequila shots so that we can make some bad decisions. But in all reality either way it's nice to see women wanting to take of their bodies no matter how they dress at the gym. Keep up the work ladies cause it's paying off :)