I want to exercise

As most of my friends know I like sports and like to keep pretty active. I work out and run to keep in shape. (for the most part) But there is something that has been missing from my life for way too long now. Thats sex. Everyone knows that my mind is in the gutter at all times and that I like to have sex. I'm a pretty equal opportunity giver of sex and I really don't discriminate much. But the problem is that lately I've kinda been trying this thing where I don't fuck everything that walks. Well then my problem is that my libido builds up and when I don't have my releases and I think about sex all the time... Even in my sleep. For example I slept in Bri's bed Saturday night and I had a sex dream. Last night I had 3 different dreams about sex. It's beginning to become a nuisance. PS not wet dreams assholes.

Optimally it would be nice to have a gf so I wouldn't have to worry about finding someone for this but at the moment that is not the case. I think there is two kinds of sex. There is making love which I think doesn't actually happen very often even in marriages and then there is sex or fucking which is about 90% of the time intercourse occurs. I don't really think I have to go into explaining the difference between the two. It's pretty evident.

See I think that sex or fucking is pretty much really fun exercise. I see it as burning some calories while enjoying the best pleasure that our bodies have to offer. I just want to exercise but I never have anyone to exercise with. I think if women would start to look at sex that way there would be alot more happy people on this earth. People would be in better shape and happier cause they had orgasms. I've never met an angry person who just had an orgasm.
They say in a 30 minute session of sex you can burn up to 250 calories. I think I would much rather fuck for 30 minutes than run 2 miles, but thats just me. Like on Sundays when you're hungover. No one wants to go to the gym and workout so why not just have sex all day with intermediate naps. I seriously wish that some woman would create a diet/workout that involved sex. It's the 21st century and unless you're a Morman I think that sex should be looked at as a little less caviler and a little more like exercise.

Basically what I'm saying is that if society doesn't change or I don't find a gf soon I'm going to be walking around with Math Class Boners all day.