Everyone listens to music... I don't care if it's your Italian grandparents and they listen to Bobby Vinton they still listen to music. Not all people have the same taste in music. Some people like rock, rap, country, classic rock, or gay R&B. But for some reason there are just certain bands that you either like/love them or just absolutely hate them. I believe Journey and Styx to be two of those bands.
Most days at work in the back on the line we have speakers in which we listen to music. Our boss usually hooks his phone up to the stereo and we listen to Pandora Music Radio. Most of the time we listen to classic rock which typically includes bands such as Journey and Styx. Everyone gives me shit during work cause I can pretty much sing along to any song on these stations. This is a product of my parents and their various bands they listen to. My boss flat out asked me one day how i know the lyrics to all these songs and I really couldn't give him a good answer ha ha. But long story short I sing to Journey and Styx and totally get made fun of.
Most people don't understand that Styx has pretty some badass songs. Like take the song Renegade for example... some of the lyrics are
Oh mama, I've been years on the lamb and had a high price on my head
Lawman said get him dead or alive now it's for sure he'll see me dead
Dear mama, I can hear you crying you're so scared and all alone
Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long
I mean how badass is that. He's telling his mom that he's gonna die and he is still not giving up. You would understand this if you listened to the song. But no since like they say on Big Daddy "all critics are cynical assholes" who actually talk about Styx. I suggest everyone go home and download a few Styx songs such as Renegade, Too Much Time On My Hands, and Mr Roboto. You won't be disappointed. Ps Too Much Time is a total wedding reception song.
Ok listen up you Fuckers! Journey is an amazing band I don't give a shit what you say. You don't know my life... Anyways, Journey does in fact have some very good songs, plus they will melt your woman's heart. (if you have a woman... I only have a piece of a rabbit fur that I call my GF) But anyways Journey has some very feel good songs such as Don't Stop Believin, Only The Young, and Faithfully. I think these songs along with dropping girls panties (ha ha jk) just make you feel better about the day. Like I used to listen to these songs when I drive if I was like sad and wanted to become uplifted to have fun later or something. The band Journey has more purposes than just slow dancing to their songs at the JH sock hop.
This doesn't mean I don't enjoy my angry white music... I just enjoy other genres also. So next time you think about dissing these bands just remember... that there is a lonely boy somewhere singing along to them ha ha.
This blog is dedicated to those coworkers that call me gay for singing these songs at work.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
I want to exercise
As most of my friends know I like sports and like to keep pretty active. I work out and run to keep in shape. (for the most part) But there is something that has been missing from my life for way too long now. Thats sex. Everyone knows that my mind is in the gutter at all times and that I like to have sex. I'm a pretty equal opportunity giver of sex and I really don't discriminate much. But the problem is that lately I've kinda been trying this thing where I don't fuck everything that walks. Well then my problem is that my libido builds up and when I don't have my releases and I think about sex all the time... Even in my sleep. For example I slept in Bri's bed Saturday night and I had a sex dream. Last night I had 3 different dreams about sex. It's beginning to become a nuisance. PS not wet dreams assholes.
Optimally it would be nice to have a gf so I wouldn't have to worry about finding someone for this but at the moment that is not the case. I think there is two kinds of sex. There is making love which I think doesn't actually happen very often even in marriages and then there is sex or fucking which is about 90% of the time intercourse occurs. I don't really think I have to go into explaining the difference between the two. It's pretty evident.
See I think that sex or fucking is pretty much really fun exercise. I see it as burning some calories while enjoying the best pleasure that our bodies have to offer. I just want to exercise but I never have anyone to exercise with. I think if women would start to look at sex that way there would be alot more happy people on this earth. People would be in better shape and happier cause they had orgasms. I've never met an angry person who just had an orgasm.
They say in a 30 minute session of sex you can burn up to 250 calories. I think I would much rather fuck for 30 minutes than run 2 miles, but thats just me. Like on Sundays when you're hungover. No one wants to go to the gym and workout so why not just have sex all day with intermediate naps. I seriously wish that some woman would create a diet/workout that involved sex. It's the 21st century and unless you're a Morman I think that sex should be looked at as a little less caviler and a little more like exercise.
Basically what I'm saying is that if society doesn't change or I don't find a gf soon I'm going to be walking around with Math Class Boners all day.
Optimally it would be nice to have a gf so I wouldn't have to worry about finding someone for this but at the moment that is not the case. I think there is two kinds of sex. There is making love which I think doesn't actually happen very often even in marriages and then there is sex or fucking which is about 90% of the time intercourse occurs. I don't really think I have to go into explaining the difference between the two. It's pretty evident.
See I think that sex or fucking is pretty much really fun exercise. I see it as burning some calories while enjoying the best pleasure that our bodies have to offer. I just want to exercise but I never have anyone to exercise with. I think if women would start to look at sex that way there would be alot more happy people on this earth. People would be in better shape and happier cause they had orgasms. I've never met an angry person who just had an orgasm.
They say in a 30 minute session of sex you can burn up to 250 calories. I think I would much rather fuck for 30 minutes than run 2 miles, but thats just me. Like on Sundays when you're hungover. No one wants to go to the gym and workout so why not just have sex all day with intermediate naps. I seriously wish that some woman would create a diet/workout that involved sex. It's the 21st century and unless you're a Morman I think that sex should be looked at as a little less caviler and a little more like exercise.
Basically what I'm saying is that if society doesn't change or I don't find a gf soon I'm going to be walking around with Math Class Boners all day.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Why the NBA is not worth it's weight in salt.
First I must clarify what it means to be "worth your weight in salt." See the actual expression is said to be "worth your weight in gold." But really why is gold valuable. Cause it looks pretty and has the best conductivity of any element on the earth. But they didn't know that in ancient Egypt or Rome. So why is it valuable? It's kind of a rare element but not that rare. It's useless in making actual tools cause of that fact that its way to malleable and cannot be tempered. I mean when it comes to producing tools a common rock would be way more effective. But lets look at salt for a minute. Salt about as common of mineral on earth as you can get. It's in our oceans, in rocks, and naturally recurs. Therefore, salt has almost an unlimited supply. So we know that salt is very common but what we don't know is that it is prolly the most used mineral in this earth. It is used in almost all food and drink products not to mention additives to plastics and paper materials. Before electricity and effective refrigeration salt was used to sustain all foods therefore was very valuable. Can anyone remind me what we use gold for again besides it's conductive properties with electricity and sound systems, oh yeah we use it to make fancy shit for women. So yes utterly useless. Basically we can determine that salt is more valuable to humans than gold. There also is an expression that state a person isn't worth his salt. In Roman times people salt was used as currency so slaves were often traded for salt. So if the slave was inadequate he wouldn't be worth his salt.
On to why the NBA isn't worth it's weight in salt or worth it's salt. Compared to other sports the NBA is not very exciting. What kind of sport penalizes you for being rough. What a bunch of Nancys. Even baseball permits contact. Even in golf if you purposely hit someone with the ball they don't penalize you for it.
The NBA doesn't stay true to it's rules and regulations. Oh lets travel 5 steps for a dunk. Does the NFL just let some offsides penalties go by??? I think not. Does the MLB just allow a batter to hit the ball off his foot and just look past it??? Hell No!
Comparatively basketball players learn the least valuable skills in comparison to those needed in an apocalyptic event. If all technology to were to vanish and men would have to rely on their hands and skills to survive. NBA players would be the first to go. Wow they can shoot a ball through a round metal hoop. Does that get them food, shelter, or clothing??? Baseball players learn skills like throwing small objects in which could be used to throw rocks at animals for food. They swing a bat with a large amount of force and speed therefore giving them the strength and flexibility to swing an axe with ease to make shelter. Football players learn how to harness strength, emotion, and energy for large and controlled explosions. This can also be used for hunting or they could just beat someone up for their food like say a NBA player. Hell even Michael Jordan decided to play baseball for a while cause he realized how worthless the sport of basketball is.
NBA players also forget fundamentals such as not playing defense. The NBA doesn't even remotely think about playing defense until the playoffs start or they need to get into the playoffs.
Lebron James could never play in the NFL he might do well in like Olympic Curling. Sorry, real two sport athletes like Bo Jackson play baseball and football not basketball and tennis like Lebron could be able to.
This concludes my blog for the day. There will be some haters of this blog but overall I think there is quite a bit of legitimacy of my opinion on this issue.
On to why the NBA isn't worth it's weight in salt or worth it's salt. Compared to other sports the NBA is not very exciting. What kind of sport penalizes you for being rough. What a bunch of Nancys. Even baseball permits contact. Even in golf if you purposely hit someone with the ball they don't penalize you for it.
The NBA doesn't stay true to it's rules and regulations. Oh lets travel 5 steps for a dunk. Does the NFL just let some offsides penalties go by??? I think not. Does the MLB just allow a batter to hit the ball off his foot and just look past it??? Hell No!
Comparatively basketball players learn the least valuable skills in comparison to those needed in an apocalyptic event. If all technology to were to vanish and men would have to rely on their hands and skills to survive. NBA players would be the first to go. Wow they can shoot a ball through a round metal hoop. Does that get them food, shelter, or clothing??? Baseball players learn skills like throwing small objects in which could be used to throw rocks at animals for food. They swing a bat with a large amount of force and speed therefore giving them the strength and flexibility to swing an axe with ease to make shelter. Football players learn how to harness strength, emotion, and energy for large and controlled explosions. This can also be used for hunting or they could just beat someone up for their food like say a NBA player. Hell even Michael Jordan decided to play baseball for a while cause he realized how worthless the sport of basketball is.
NBA players also forget fundamentals such as not playing defense. The NBA doesn't even remotely think about playing defense until the playoffs start or they need to get into the playoffs.
Lebron James could never play in the NFL he might do well in like Olympic Curling. Sorry, real two sport athletes like Bo Jackson play baseball and football not basketball and tennis like Lebron could be able to.
This concludes my blog for the day. There will be some haters of this blog but overall I think there is quite a bit of legitimacy of my opinion on this issue.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
My New Adventure
In the spirit of my friends Morgan's and Nate's blogs at http://morganrenesblog.blogspot.com/ and http://natemchugh.blogspot.com/ I decided to create my own blog. I made this decision based upon a couple of reasons first being that I could read Nate's Small Ramblings and totally bash on some of his thoughts that I totally believe to be asinine. Not that I don't agree with Nathan McHugh on most of his thoughts pertaining important issues. But we very rarely see eye to eye on small minute issues like Kevin Costner being the best actor ever. But no this blog isn't just to totally bash Nate, it is for me to get out my random thoughts that could probably do great in the world if the right person read them. If that right person would happen not to read my blogs and create something really smart. I would have proof that I came up with it first and I could totally get the copyrights. But all kidding aside it's just fun to right about thoughts and experiences and hear others views upon what I write. I'll prolly get dissed alot by Craig and his Nazi Socialist views of this world. But all in all it should be fun!
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